I Hate Scalpers
Launches 4 November 2026 · PC

Story
I HATE SCALPERS. SO WE BONK THEM! Never liked scalpers. Always making my card prices go up and never available. I just want to collect them! So I made a game to bonk them away. Ask them questions. Bonk, duel or a true fan? Interogate. Find discrepencies. Use ur UV light if you have to! Duel them and win in tournaments in Cut The Line Build your home for your growing collection I Hate Scalpers Evidence system to find sitters and scalpers. Connect them and confront! Cut The Line card game for dueling, tournaments Full card collection for you to build and play with, or find the holographics Customize you room for you to add to your collection, display your trophies More hammers and more capes to unlock - fitting for a hero I hate scalpers!
Features
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Full controller support
- Camera Comfort
- Custom Volume Controls
- #category_playable_at_your_own_pace
- Playable without Timed Input
- DualShock Controller Support





Release details
I Hate Scalpers is developed by Passytee. I Hate Scalpers launches on Wednesday, 4 November 2026 on PC. This date comes from Steam and was last checked on 2 November 2026.
Frequently asked questions
When does I Hate Scalpers release?
I Hate Scalpers launches on 4 November 2026.
Has the I Hate Scalpers release date changed?
Gamelude has listed 4 November 2026 for I Hate Scalpers since 30 October 2026, and that date has not changed.
Which platforms is I Hate Scalpers on?
I Hate Scalpers is on PC.
Who makes I Hate Scalpers?
I Hate Scalpers is developed by Passytee.