phpFarm
Released 9 October 2026 · PC · Casual, Indie, Simulation
Program your own little farming companion! In phpFarm, you control Fred the robot with PHP, grow crops, and automate your harvest. Complete orders, unlock new abilities, and turn your farm into a thriving paradise with clever code.
Story
phpFarm is now available in Early Access. Program your own farm, join Fred on his first contracts and help him bring order back to the chaos left behind by his missing developer. Automate your farm with real PHP code Write programs, let your robot Fred execute them and turn your harvest into new abilities. The last developer has disappeared. There is no staging environment, no backup and no ticket system. All that remains is a farm, an index.php and Fred, a small robot that does exactly what you program him to do. Write your code directly in the integrated editor. Fred executes it on the field, plants resources and harvests whatever grows there. Your harvest is converted into biomass, which you can use to unlock new PHP features, tools, seeds and larger fields. Then you write your code again. Only better, faster and more efficient. <?php while (1) { if (can_harvest()) { harvest(); plant('grass'); } move('north'); } Unlock PHP step by step At the beginning, you only have access to basic commands such as harvest(). Loops, custom functions, arrays, foreach and switch must be earned. You unlock each new ability using biomass produced with the commands already...
Gameplay
phpFarm is now available in Early Access. Program your own farm, join Fred on his first contracts and help him bring order back to the chaos left behind by his missing developer. Automate your farm with real PHP code Write programs, let your robot Fred execute them and turn your harvest into new abilities. The last developer has disappeared. There is no staging environment, no backup and no ticket system. All that remains is a farm, an index.php and Fred, a small robot that does exactly what you program him to do. Write your code directly in the integrated editor. Fred executes it on the field, plants resources and harvests whatever grows there. Your harvest is converted into biomass, which you can use to unlock new PHP features, tools, seeds and larger fields. Then you write your code again. Only better, faster and more efficient. <?php while (1) { if (can_harvest()) { harvest(); plant('grass'); } move('north'); } Unlock PHP step by step At the beginning, you only have access to basic commands such as harvest(). Loops, custom functions, arrays, foreach and switch must be earned. You unlock each new ability using biomass produced with the commands already available to you. By the time you finally unlock a loop, you will know exactly why you need it. After all, you have spent long enough working without one. phpFarm uses a PHP interpreter developed...
Features
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Adjustable Text Size
- Custom Volume Controls
- Adjustable Difficulty
- Keyboard Only Option
- Mouse Only Option
- #category_playable_at_your_own_pace
Release details
phpFarm is a Casual, Indie and Simulation game by Rhou, CryNation. It is published by ScriptForge. phpFarm came out on Friday, 9 October 2026 on PC. This date comes from Steam and was last checked on 9 October 2026.
Frequently asked questions
When did phpFarm come out?
phpFarm came out on 9 October 2026.
Which platforms is phpFarm on?
phpFarm is on PC.
Who makes phpFarm?
phpFarm is developed by Rhou, CryNation and published by ScriptForge.
What kind of game is phpFarm?
phpFarm is a game of these genres: Casual, Indie and Simulation.