Pogo Gnom

2026年10月6日发售 · PC · 动作, 休闲, 独立

Pogo Gnom 已于 2026年10月6日在 PC 发售。在 Gamelude 上查看倒计时和发售详情。

A garden gnome on a pogo stick climbs 800 metres to the moon. No checkpoints. After every fall, a fictional Garden Office issues you an official notice — with a reference number, and a very precise record of how many times you have failed in that exact spot.

玩法

One gnome. One pogo stick. 800 metres to the moon. No checkpoints. No saves. No mercy. One bad jump at 600 metres puts you back on the lawn. That is not a bug. That is the game. Then the paperwork arrives After every fall, the GARDEN OFFICE gets in touch. An official notice, duly served, with a reference number. It knows your name, it knows your altitude — and it knows exactly how often you have failed in that exact spot. ASCENT PERMIT DENIED. Ref. GA-2026-0417. The site has been surveyed. There are no grounds for appeal. Every notice is filed in your cabinet. There are hundreds. You do not want to collect them all. You will anyway. The climb Ten zones from the lawn to the moon — seven with a rule of their own Spring clouds bounce you back, the wind at the antenna drags you sideways, roof tiles slide out from under you, on the moon you float Height and distance share one charge — you cannot have them separately The final jump to the moon has a seven percent timing window Rank and kit Ten ranks, from Applicant to Moon Clerk with Right of Appeal. Your rank never falls. Eight characters, thirteen hats, thirteen coats, twelve pogo sticks, sixteen trails — all from chests, all earned No microtransactions. No purchases. None. Made to be shared Every fall is recorded automatically, ready to share Every notice can be saved as an image, with seal and stamp A...