Cards, Blades & Fine Print
Released 22 September 2026 · PC · Adventure, Indie, RPG
A dryly funny single-player card RPG full of absurd quests and dangerous bureaucracy. Mix three talent paths, battle 170 enemies, and replace spiders with unicorns if you prefer. The original soundtrack is included with your purchase at no extra cost.
Story
A card RPG where even heroic deeds need an official stamp. One divine filing error lands you in Oakford. Build your action deck, read enemy intentions and find your own fighting style – amid absurd quests, dry dialogue and dangerous bureaucracy. Spiders? Officially replaced by unicorns, if you prefer. Enable Unicorn Protection in the settings: clear spider imagery throughout the game is replaced by outrageously cute unicorns. Names, text and gameplay remain unchanged. The dignity of Duskwood does not. Your deck. Your fighting style. Your questionable decisions. Build your own fighting style around a compact action deck. Read enemy intentions, combine attacks, parries, techniques and spells, and develop your hero freely across Warrior, Mage and Assassin paths. Hybrid builds are expressly permitted. Sensible choices are merely recommended. Keep your loot. Move on. Discover the next absurdity. Between battles, explore regions, resolve multi-part cases, take on questionable jobs, and improve your equipment, alchemy, smithy and hero's home. Defeat does not erase your journey. Retreat, prepare, and return with better tools or a worse mood. Explore two major villages, several...
Gameplay
Original soundtrack included at no extra cost The complete original soundtrack is included with the full game at no extra cost. Enjoy 40 instrumental tracks with around 93 minutes of music, available to download as MP3 and lossless FLAC files in your Steam library. No separate soundtrack purchase is needed. About the Game A card RPG where even heroic deeds need an official stamp. One divine filing error lands you in Oakford. Build your action deck, read enemy intentions and find your own fighting style – amid absurd quests, dry dialogue and dangerous bureaucracy. Spiders? Officially replaced by unicorns, if you prefer. Enable Unicorn Protection in the settings: clear spider imagery throughout the game is replaced by outrageously cute unicorns. Names, text and gameplay remain unchanged. The dignity of Duskwood does not. Your deck. Your fighting style. Your questionable decisions. Build your own fighting style around a compact action deck. Read enemy intentions, combine attacks, parries, techniques and spells, and develop your hero freely across Warrior, Mage and Assassin paths. Hybrid builds are expressly permitted. Sensible choices are merely recommended. Keep your loot. Move on. Discover the next absurdity. Between battles, explore regions, resolve multi-part cases, take on questionable jobs, and improve your equipment, alchemy, smithy and hero's home. Defeat does...
Features
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Custom Volume Controls
- Adjustable Difficulty
- Mouse Only Option
- #category_playable_at_your_own_pace
- Playable without Timed Input
- Save Anytime
Release details
Cards, Blades & Fine Print is a Adventure, Indie and RPG game by Crooked Seal Games. Cards, Blades & Fine Print came out on Tuesday, 22 September 2026 on PC. This date comes from Steam and was last checked on 22 September 2026.
Frequently asked questions
When did Cards, Blades & Fine Print come out?
Cards, Blades & Fine Print came out on 22 September 2026.
Which platforms is Cards, Blades & Fine Print on?
Cards, Blades & Fine Print is on PC.
Who makes Cards, Blades & Fine Print?
Cards, Blades & Fine Print is developed by Crooked Seal Games.
What kind of game is Cards, Blades & Fine Print?
Cards, Blades & Fine Print is a game of these genres: Adventure, Indie and RPG.