崩老头模拟器
Launches 2 November 2026 · PC
Story
He's talking feelings. You're counting down to rent day. 崩老头模拟器 is an absurd single-player conversation card game and life sim. Build a deck of greetings, concern, flirting and probing questions. Read the room, play your cards in order, and see whether your contact sends money or starts getting suspicious. The game currently supports Simplified Chinese only. Small talk. Carefully played. Is he complaining about work or showing off his latest success? Choose cards that fit the conversation. Affection, infatuation, suspicion and jealousy shape each relationship, and repeating the same approach may stop working. Play the long con. Land the combo. Specific sequences of three to six cards trigger named combos and comic-style celebrations. Their rewards can raise affection, lower suspicion and prepare the next conversation. Not every payoff is cash. Promotional concept art, not a gameplay screenshot. Absurd excuses. Very real bills. Play a request card before finding out which authored request has been randomly selected. It might be an everyday expense or completely straight-faced nonsense: "Could you buy me a 5090? I want to fine-tune GPT-6." An outrageous excuse is no guarantee...
Gameplay
He's talking feelings. You're counting down to rent day. 崩老头模拟器 is an absurd single-player conversation card game and life sim. Build a deck of greetings, concern, flirting and probing questions. Read the room, play your cards in order, and see whether your contact sends money or starts getting suspicious. The game currently supports Simplified Chinese only. Small talk. Carefully played. Is he complaining about work or showing off his latest success? Choose cards that fit the conversation. Affection, infatuation, suspicion and jealousy shape each relationship, and repeating the same approach may stop working. Play the long con. Land the combo. Specific sequences of three to six cards trigger named combos and comic-style celebrations. Their rewards can raise affection, lower suspicion and prepare the next conversation. Not every payoff is cash. Promotional concept art, not a gameplay screenshot. Absurd excuses. Very real bills. Play a request card before finding out which authored request has been randomly selected. It might be an everyday expense or completely straight-faced nonsense: "Could you buy me a 5090? I want to fine-tune GPT-6." An outrageous excuse is no guarantee of a transfer, and repeated requests can raise suspicion. Promotional concept art, not a gameplay screenshot. Choose your deck before choosing your words. Organize your deck and opening hand,...
Features
- Single-player
- Family Sharing
Release details
崩老头模拟器 is developed by Yiwen. 崩老头模拟器 launches on Monday, 2 November 2026 on PC. This date comes from Steam and was last checked on 31 October 2026.
Frequently asked questions
When does 崩老头模拟器 release?
崩老头模拟器 launches on 2 November 2026.
Has the 崩老头模拟器 release date changed?
Gamelude has listed 2 November 2026 for 崩老头模拟器 since 30 October 2026, and that date has not changed.
Which platforms is 崩老头模拟器 on?
崩老头模拟器 is on PC.
Who makes 崩老头模拟器?
崩老头模拟器 is developed by Yiwen.