Performance Review: Survivor
Launches 5 November 2026 · PC
Story
Performance Review: Survivor is a satirical bullet heaven roguelite. Your weapons are office supplies, the horde is your coworkers, and your manager is an AI that's quietly evaluating whether you're still needed. Survive 30 years and maybe you retire. Weaponize the Supply Closet Staplers, business cards, paper airplanes, reply-all emails, NDAs don't even begin to cover your armory. Every weapon fires on its own. You pick the upgrades, stack trinkets and max out a weapon to evolve it and snowball into a build that wipes the whole floor. Your Manager Is an AI Your AI Manager calls in the middle of fights. Take the Promotion Packet: pick new weapons, upgrade or gamble on life event. Every year ends in a performance review, and your numbers decide what happens next. Get Fired. Get Rehired. Losing your job isn't the end of the run. Apply to everything on the job portal, get through the interview, then negotiate. Take the offer, clock back in. Meet Your Coworkers Interns, Micromanagers, The Office Bros, Cold Callers, Consultants, HR and more, all walking toward your cubicle. And at the top of the org chart, the ones we're really doing this for. Features 30-minute careers...
Gameplay
Performance Review: Survivor is a satirical bullet heaven roguelite. Your weapons are office supplies, the horde is your coworkers, and your manager is an AI that's quietly evaluating whether you're still needed. Survive 30 years and maybe you retire. Weaponize the Supply Closet Staplers, business cards, paper airplanes, reply-all emails, NDAs don't even begin to cover your armory. Every weapon fires on its own. You pick the upgrades, stack trinkets and max out a weapon to evolve it and snowball into a build that wipes the whole floor. Your Manager Is an AI Your AI Manager calls in the middle of fights. Take the Promotion Packet: pick new weapons, upgrade or gamble on life event. Every year ends in a performance review, and your numbers decide what happens next. Get Fired. Get Rehired. Losing your job isn't the end of the run. Apply to everything on the job portal, get through the interview, then negotiate. Take the offer, clock back in. Meet Your Coworkers Interns, Micromanagers, The Office Bros, Cold Callers, Consultants, HR and more, all walking toward your cubicle. And at the top of the org chart, the ones we're really doing this for. Features 30-minute careers : 30 years, one per minute, then a 401(k) retirement projection 25 weapons , including evolutions, plus 25 desk trinkets to build around 20+ coworker types and boss encounters Company policies that...
Features
- Single-player
- Family Sharing
Release details
Performance Review: Survivor is developed by LanternWard Games. Performance Review: Survivor launches on Thursday, 5 November 2026 on PC. This date comes from Steam and was last checked on 2 November 2026.
Frequently asked questions
When does Performance Review: Survivor release?
Performance Review: Survivor launches on 5 November 2026.
Has the Performance Review: Survivor release date changed?
Gamelude has listed 5 November 2026 for Performance Review: Survivor since 31 October 2026, and that date has not changed.
Which platforms is Performance Review: Survivor on?
Performance Review: Survivor is on PC.
Who makes Performance Review: Survivor?
Performance Review: Survivor is developed by LanternWard Games.