Cards, Blades & Fine Print

2026年9月22日发售 · PC · 冒险, 独立, 角色扮演

Cards, Blades & Fine Print 已于 2026年9月22日在 PC 发售。在 Gamelude 上查看倒计时和发售详情。

A dryly funny single-player card RPG full of absurd quests and dangerous bureaucracy. Mix three talent paths, battle 170 enemies, and replace spiders with unicorns if you prefer. The original soundtrack is included with your purchase at no extra cost.

剧情

A card RPG where even heroic deeds need an official stamp. One divine filing error lands you in Oakford. Build your action deck, read enemy intentions and find your own fighting style – amid absurd quests, dry dialogue and dangerous bureaucracy. Spiders? Officially replaced by unicorns, if you prefer. Enable Unicorn Protection in the settings: clear spider imagery throughout the game is replaced by outrageously cute unicorns. Names, text and gameplay remain unchanged. The dignity of Duskwood does not. Your deck. Your fighting style. Your questionable decisions. Build your own fighting style around a compact action deck. Read enemy intentions, combine attacks, parries, techniques and spells, and develop your hero freely across Warrior, Mage and Assassin paths. Hybrid builds are expressly permitted. Sensible choices are merely recommended. Keep your loot. Move on. Discover the next absurdity. Between battles, explore regions, resolve multi-part cases, take on questionable jobs, and improve your equipment, alchemy, smithy and hero's home. Defeat does not erase your journey. Retreat, prepare, and return with better tools or a worse mood. Explore two major villages, several...

玩法

Original soundtrack included at no extra cost The complete original soundtrack is included with the full game at no extra cost. Enjoy 40 instrumental tracks with around 93 minutes of music, available to download as MP3 and lossless FLAC files in your Steam library. No separate soundtrack purchase is needed. About the Game A card RPG where even heroic deeds need an official stamp. One divine filing error lands you in Oakford. Build your action deck, read enemy intentions and find your own fighting style – amid absurd quests, dry dialogue and dangerous bureaucracy. Spiders? Officially replaced by unicorns, if you prefer. Enable Unicorn Protection in the settings: clear spider imagery throughout the game is replaced by outrageously cute unicorns. Names, text and gameplay remain unchanged. The dignity of Duskwood does not. Your deck. Your fighting style. Your questionable decisions. Build your own fighting style around a compact action deck. Read enemy intentions, combine attacks, parries, techniques and spells, and develop your hero freely across Warrior, Mage and Assassin paths. Hybrid builds are expressly permitted. Sensible choices are merely recommended. Keep your loot. Move on. Discover the next absurdity. Between battles, explore regions, resolve multi-part cases, take on questionable jobs, and improve your equipment, alchemy, smithy and hero's home. Defeat does...